Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Tuesday Lists: Reasons to Visit Atlantic City

  • Fell into a wormhole, ended up in a time before Vegas
  • Deadbeat dad convention!!!!
  • To prove how well you're coping with the breakup
  • You wonder what happened to all those business assholes from college
  • Someone has a gun to your head and is demanding you drive them to Atlantic City
  • Casinos sometimes have free lemonade
  • Someone needs to dance in these waist-high bubbles

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