Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Tuesday Lists: Real New Yorkers

  • Pretend not to know the words to "Empire State of Mind" but end up drunkenly shouting them out
  • Are rich. Or desperately poor.
  • Have been taken down a notch after accidentally referring to the NYT as "The Times" in front of people back home
  • Have cockroaches that scare their Roombas
  • Close their eyes at the Rockefeller tree lighting
  • Have "signs of bedbugs" in their recent Google searches
  • Lean against the doors. Bitch.

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