Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tuesday Lists: Reasons to Be Jealous of Cats

Also, free watermelon
- Voiced by Nathan Lane in Stuart Little
- The fatter you are the more you're loved
- Nobody can understand what they say, so you can talk so much shit
- Lack of opposable thumbs is a convenient excuse not to do anything
- Night vision without cumbersome goggles
- Really high jumping!
- No one's yelling at them to answer every goddamn little email and instant message every goddamn second

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