Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Tuesday Lists: Reasons to be Excited for the Premiere of MTV's "Skins"

"Does this bow tie make me look cocksure?"
- You are Terry Richardson
- So you can watch the sneak preview of My Life As Liz right after!
- Have to do something to bolster your misanthropy
- Lost track of whether watching MTV is ironic
- Saw those sexy 14-year-olds in the subway ads, hoping to see more!
- If you shoot your TV with a gun you can sue the producers for damages
- Looking to have more insecurity trips about how I wasn't getting any in high school
- Finally, a show that depicts teen life like it really is
I'm a social conservative looking for more stuff to be filled with righteous anger about

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