Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Tuesday Lists: Resolutions

  • More shenanigans, less tomfoolery
  • Stop sending messages to Obama via Whitehouse.gov every time I drink
  • Get my drinking budget lower than my grocery budget, and not just by buying more ice cream this time
  • Finally teach grandparents about DVD, HDTV, DVR and DVDA
  • Apply to police academy, make cutoff for elite Boner Patrol
  • Go to a party where I've only blown one of the guests
  • Find the exit to this fucking hedge maze

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