Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Tuesday List: Santa's Biggest Goofs

  • Inspires deadly amount of whimsy in child, settles out of court
  • Fred Claus
  • Delivered toys for the population of Kansas City, MO to Kansas City, KS
  • Forgot to close the wolf gate one year, only eight fastest reindeer survived
  • Didn't bring me the fucking Lego set I asked for when I was five, so keep laughing, fat man, because I'm coming for you
  • Gawker finds out about his hot gay Facebook friend and his sexy all-boy Thanksgiving
  • Should've used Preparation H!

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