Monday, October 25, 2010

100th Post Celebration: Barack Obama Jokes!

Everything old is new again, so have some jokes about Barack Obama I wrote a couple of years ago.

What was Barack Obama’s favorite Ludacris song during the Democratic primaries?

Move, Bitch.

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What is Barack Obama’s favorite Ludacris song now?

Bailout (Harry Reid’s karoke version of Roll Out)

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Barack Obama and a bunch of Washington and Wall Street fatcats are in a rowboat. They row out to the middle of the lake and suddenly the boat springs a leak! It’s taking on water quickly, and all the fatcats look at Barack Obama. “What should we do, Mr. President?” Obama takes a moment to think about it, and shouts, “Bail out!”

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When Barack Obama’s car is barreling off the end of a pier, what action does he take?

He bails out.

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When Barack Obama’s friend with a small vocabulary calls Obama from jail, what does he say?

“Bail. Out.”

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If Barack Obama is pitching a game of baseball and he gets the batter out, but the journalist reporting on the game makes a typo in his story when he files it, how is that event described?

Three strikes and a bail out.

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What is the most important piece of policy that Barack Obama enacted during his presidency so far?

The health care reform bill.

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So this is the 100th post for Insufficient Fare. If you're just tuning in, why don't you start from the beginning? It's a great way to pass time at work!

And this is for my fellow blog contributors, or blogibutors. Let's keep it going, y'all!

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