Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Tuesday Lists: Downsides to Fame

- Church of Scientology will not stop calling
- Your maid will be dreadfully inconsistent. Good help is so hard to find these days.
- You buy every tabloid magazine to see if your beach bod is fab or flab.
- Need to keep making more elaborate excuses not to hang with Diddy
- The damn lemur keeps shitting in the shark tank
- Mo' money does, in fact, lead to mo' problems

Upside: You live out eternity as a beautiful mural

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