Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Drinking games for kid's movies

Who doesn't love taking a trip down memory lane and popping in a VHS of something you watched 150 times when you were a child? Here are some drinking games to play when you're feeling nostalgic for your childhood, but not necessarily nostalgic for the not-drinking aspect.

Homeward Bound Drinking Game
Getting through this movie without crying is already a challenge. Alcohol might be the catalyst you don't want.

  • Drink when Sassy is just so sassy!
  • Drink whenever some kind of feline gets catapulted by the dogs. I believe this happens more than once.
  • Drink every time the music almost makes you cry
  • Finish your drink when Shadow comes over that hill at the end and is like "Peeeter."

Robin Hood Drinking Game

  • Drink every time a pachyderm runs into something really hard
  • Drink continuously during the love song between Robin and Marian with the fireflies to make it bearable
  • OR If that's too much, just drink every time you're like "Shit, this scene is still happening?"
  • Everyone must cheers and take a drink whenever loveable rogue-ish-ness or comraderie is detected
  • Drink whenever you think, "A fox wouldn't be able to climb that."

Mary Poppins Drinking Game
Tip: Maybe be drinking absinthe. Although I heard that absinthe might not do anything alcohol doesn't, so maybe drop acid and then do the following.

  • Drink whenever you wish this movie had fewer kids with no personality and more Dick Van Dyke dancing around
  • Drink when the horses just jump right off the merry-go-round because holy fuck that just happened and how fucking cool is that?
  • I can't think of any more rules, so periodically try to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, drink if you fail.

Fantasia Drinking Game

  • Drink at racism. You can be as sensitive here as you wanna be. Did that abstract animation look racist to you? Sure, why not?
  • Drink continuously through through the Chinese Dance if you didn't realize that those mushrooms were supposed to be little Chinese men. Because I wasn't the only one, right?
  • Drink every time the evolution storyline in the Rite of Spring seems scientifically inaccurate, despite the narrator's claims.
  • Drink whenever you're like "I don't give a shit about this orchestra. Where are the centaurs?"
  • Finish your drink when you see the centaur that prompted you to yell "I'm that one!" at your sister.

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