Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Tuesday List - Reasons Brunch Is Better Than Breakfast

  • Nobody's trying to make you eat a Clif Bar
  • You can have French fries with everything
  • If you play your cards right, you can get a milkshake instead of a smoothie
  • You can have three burgers in one day (brunch, lunch, dinner)
  • No such thing as a "brunch burrito"
  • Breakfast sounds so working-class
  • Parties don't stop 'til eight in the mawnin', so we're always in a bit of a time crunch
  • We can't even open our eyes before noon on the weekend. No really, we generally just squirm and cry like a wrinkled newborn until around 1.

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