Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Tuesday List - Food We Can Prepare

  • DiGiorno Microwave Pizza For One Because You're Alone And Nobody Likes You
  • Donner Party Hotdish
  • Franco-American Gazpacho (SpaghettiOs straight from the can)
  • Any fruit that doesn't involve peeling
  • We can shuck but not cook corn on the cob
  • Crustless quiche, on account of that Atkins diet
  • Bruschetta with a hard "c"
  • Pancakes that stick to the pan
  • Any dish that involves ejaculating on already prepared food

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